For your birthday she sent you a card
She didnÂ’t sign her name she gave an autograph
Now sheÂ’s trying to call your bluff
Is she your true love?
We knew the boy who went from Mod to Ted
She asked matter of fact had he gone off his head
He was uncomplaining as a tree
Not a thing like me

YouÂ’re not a teenager
So donÂ’t act like one
Sure sheÂ’s a heartbreaker
Does she have one?
Is it down to me, down to me we both rarely speak?
I went for a stroll after dark
I thought of you with her while staring at the black
I didnÂ’t have you down for being easily led
Or the girl well read
I went for a stroll after dark
I thought of you and her, I think IÂ’m going mad
Can you help me to see where IÂ’m going wrong?
Help me finish this song